crunky monkey 

As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.

Luke: "Let's go jolling!"

Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"

Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"

crunky monkey by partypriest November 15, 2009

chunky monkey 

a chunky money is a firearm most likely referring to a 38. special.

a nigga im finna go do a drill pass the chunky monkey on hood

chunky monkey by anonymous December 23, 2021

chunky monkey 

noun: the object of a chubby chaser's affection. Never refer to another person as a "chunky monkey" unless-
A. you know the person very well, so much so that said person would not be offended by being called one, or-
B. you can run very fast and will never see the person again.

A. come on over later, my little chunky monkey!
B. baby, you are a chunky monkey. leave some food for the rest of the world!

chunky monkey by earpuller October 10, 2005

chunky monkey 

A magically delicious Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream flavor.

Let's go down to the 7-11 for a pint of Chunky Monkey.

chunky monkey by Jimbo Jones August 22, 2003

Chunky monkey 

What you say when someone pukes half-digested food and it looks chunky.

Person 1: *tosses their cookies*
Person 2: Chunky monkey!

Chunky monkey by ilovechoccymilk July 16, 2021

chunky monkey 

a more polite desription of someone who is rather obese

will is a bit of a chunky monkey

chunky monkey by AlexMcGhee December 25, 2008

chunky monkey 

morbidly obese

“my mom calls me chunky monkey because i am morbidly obese”

chunky monkey by stupiddthicc August 6, 2019