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crunchy roll 

A crunchy roll is when you leave a jizzy cum soaked towel or tissue on the floor, to dry up and harden, for someone else (room service, a friend, etc) to pick up and discover!
After he came on her butt, he cleaned it up with a towel and left a crunchy roll on the floor for room service to pick up!
crunchy roll by The Hern May 11, 2018
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crunchyroll 

crunchyroll site includes episodes, info of anime and alot more
crunchyroll by japanski July 7, 2010

crunchyroll 

The once great anime streaming site that has slowly become very greedy and has servers that haven't been upgraded since 2010
Guy 1: Dude you use crunchyroll?
Guy 2: No, I just pirate all my anime and buy merchandise from my favorite studios.
crunchyroll by DioStone September 11, 2020

Crunchyroll and Cuddle 

To hang out with another to watch anime using Crunchyroll with the purpose of having sex. The weeaboo equivalent of "netflix and chill".
M: Hey you want to come over to my house so we can catch the latest episode of Naruto?

F: Crunchyroll and cuddle?
M: Dattebayo!
Crunchyroll and Cuddle by risarisa November 25, 2015

Crunchyroll and Chips 

The weeaboo way of saying...

Netflix and Chill
Kirito: HEY ASSUNA WANNA WATCH CRUNCHYROLL AND EAT CHIPS?????
ASSUNA: SURE LETS BANG HARD!!!

Crunchyroll and Chips would be like, hey, wanna bang?

Crunchyroll and Chill 

Netflix and Chill for Weeabos/Weebs and Otakus. (People who watch anime)
Guy “Hey wanna Crunchyroll and Chill?”
Girl “Sure S-senpai…”
Crunchyroll and Chill by ButterCCM August 19, 2018

crunchyroll premium 

a premium service that allows the buyer to watch anime with no ads and all manga with no extra charges for 7.99 a month
Karen: why are you always watching that anime porn?
Bobert: I have Crunchyroll premium for one month!
Karen: Stop wasting your money and get a job.
crunchyroll premium by Zeskimo April 24, 2020
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