A Granola Crunching Pacifist is a fancy term for “Hippie”
That guy is definitely a Granola Crunching Pacifist
by SNOWXILLA August 31, 2020
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crunch granola

A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.
Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola
by Woodbury 008 October 11, 2017
mugGet the crunch granolamug.