crunch butter

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.

That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.

by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013

CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER

The poor man's Thanksgiving meal.

"We ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER."

by Kuang Mei Zizi November 9, 2006