crunch butter
Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.
crunch butter by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013
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CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER
CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER by Kuang Mei Zizi November 9, 2006
Peanut Butter Captain Crunch
1)A deliciously yummy cereal.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.
"Hey guys, guess what!!!"
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)
Peanut Butter Captain Crunch by Cap'n Dictionary January 17, 2008
crunchy peanut butter
crunchy peanut butter by AgarPughead September 28, 2020
Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts
Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?
Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!
Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!
Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts by baywatchpunk November 4, 2010
Butternut Crunch
Butternut Crunch by Harry Toba February 3, 2014
Crunchy peanut butter mohawk
When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
Crunchy peanut butter mohawk by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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