crunch butt 

Uptight annoying abrasive asswipe who complains about insignificant things

That dude complained his ice cream is too cold ... what a crunch butt!

crunch butt by BillyBaroo June 30, 2018

butt crunch 

To tailgate so excessively that you almost repeatedly smack into the car in front of you.

Passenger: Hey watch it, you almost butt crunched that car!!

butt crunch by bigballofyarn September 9, 2009

Paula Butt Crunch 

An Australian chocolate candy bar. Succulent milk chocolate fudge with suprise honeycomb CRUNCH inside (oolala) and delicious SOFT chocolate bent all-over on the outside. This candy bar has the sexiest Spanish ancestory, it be ballin' in a Audi r8.

There is no other substitute for a good munch.

It can be purchased at The Court Hotel, Perth.

You: I better have me one of them Paula Butt Crunches today.
Friend: Bloody oath.

Paula Butt Crunch by Mindefinitely January 20, 2011

crunch butter 

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.

That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.

crunch butter by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013

Crunchy Butt Custard 

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.

1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"

Crunchy Butt Custard by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015

Crunchy Nut Butt

The small nut chunks you find in your feces and/or anus after enjoying Kellogg's delicious new cereal.

I ate three bowls yesterday... here comes the Crunchy Nut Butt.

I was exceedingly disgusted when I wiped and discovered I had Crunchy Nut Butt.

Crunchy Nut Butt by Hairytickle August 7, 2011

CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER 

The poor man's Thanksgiving meal.

"We ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER."

CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER by Kuang Mei Zizi November 9, 2006