cruising for a bruising

when you want to punch someone

jenny is getting on my nerves, he's cruising for a bruising

by haylielbroad January 17, 2018

Cruising for a Bruising

someone who is pushing there luck and likely to become physically assulted for their actions

Rob) Can you please stop smoking in here, it stinks!

Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?

Rob) <exits room>

by footjuice_solutions June 18, 2009

cruise bruise

What happens sometimes when you're skateboarding and really not paying attention to the road in front of you. Usually the smallest rock, stick, pebble, or whatever, will stop your wheel(s), causing your board to stop and you to have a bit of a spill depending on how fast you're going

Huston: Sick man, did you get that from trying to do a heel-flip 360 at SPOT the other day?
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.

by Aster Wind March 21, 2007