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What happens sometimes when you're skateboarding and really not paying attention to the road in front of you. Usually the smallest rock, stick, pebble, or whatever, will stop your wheel(s), causing your board to stop and you to have a bit of a spill depending on how fast you're going

Huston: Sick man, did you get that from trying to do a heel-flip 360 at SPOT the other day?
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.

cruise bruise by Aster Wind December 15, 2008

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bruise cruise

Slang to describe a journey that takes you into dangerous waters, or any other kind of place, or situation.

Dude, this whole day has been a bruise cruise!

bruise cruise by Peter Hoagland April 10, 2008

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cruiser bruiser

A game where you slug someone whenever you see a PT Cruiser on the road. Similar to slug bug.

Cruiser Bruiser! No backs!

cruiser bruiser by Slugger August 28, 2004

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pt cruiser bruiser

This is a car game,but instead of spotting volkswagen beetles,you're spotting pt cruisers. When a pt cruiser is spotted,you slug somebody in the car and say 'pt cruiser bruiser red'.

Fred and tom were driving down the interstate and fred spotted a blue pt cruiser. He slugged tom in the arm and hollered 'pt cruiser bruiser blue'.

pt cruiser bruiser by tommy got fingered December 7, 2010

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Bruiser Cruiser

Getting to punch your siblings with a "slug bug" isn't as fun now that there aren't many Volkswagen Beetles on the road anymore. There are however Many PT Cruisers.

"Bruiser cruiser, no bruiser cruiser back!"

"Owwww! Moooooooom!"

Bruiser Cruiser by Craig Butterfield December 19, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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