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a friend you use for shity jokes or throwing shit at.
you need a crudbud
let's test our jokes on our crudbud
crudbud by S\/\/EF December 7, 2018
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Crud Bud 

The dirtiest, smelliest, or most pungent point on an individual's body at the time of reference, often a place of anatomical significance.. ie. belly button, arse cleft, nipple, advanced neck pimple, rotten toenail.
"I have a strange tingling in my crud bud.."

or

"Look buddy, i'm telling you this for your own good.. you've gotta do something about that crud bud of yours.."
Crud Bud by Badgery November 14, 2006
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Cudbudge 

Those times when you desperately need to take a dump but you are either doing something else or don't want to get up and keep forcing the turd back up.
Bill: Augh, I'm so into this game, but I gotta take a dump! Ah, I'll just cudbudge for now.
Cudbudge by Jimfr0st December 8, 2009

Chudbuds 

1. Based individuals who laugh at everything the internet has to offer, including themselves
2. A social media instance on the fediverse dedicated to shitposting and befriending.
1. Mr. Metokur called me a chudbud in his "Year of the Chud" monthly breakdown
2. Did you see that "Find Lolcow" poster on Chudbuds yesterday?
Chudbuds by GammaTwover October 30, 2022
cuddle + buddy = cudbud

Groovy way to say cuddle buddy.
-Hey Lori where you crashin?
-Janet's room, it's empty
-Need a cudbud?
-Yes please ;)
cudbud by Chester612 January 13, 2013

crudbucket 

A bucket containing crud. Crud being a substitution for the word crap.
"That car was a fucking crudbucket"
crudbucket by Luke Frederik April 27, 2006

crudbucket 

Oh, crudbucket!!!! I jammed my thumb!
crudbucket by Curious George October 8, 2004
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