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Cross Eyed Screw
Where a girl gets screwed so hard that her eyes roll around inside of her head so violently that she ends up with cross eyes.
Dan rooted his girlfriend so hard and fast that she finally gave in and made this high-pitched squeaky mouse noise, and the next thing he knows she was cross eyed. Hence the cross eyed screw.
Cross Eyed Screw by Jbone1983 May 28, 2009
fucked cross-eyed
Sexual intercourse that is so satisfying that one of the participants temporaryly or perminantly becomes cross-eyed.
Hannah went to the optologist to have her lazy eye checked out, He told her that she had been fucked cross-eyed and that it should return to normal within a week.
fucked cross-eyed by ha haaa December 8, 2014
Cross Eyed Cunt
Cross Eyed Cunt by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010
cross eyed crippler
cross eyed crippler by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
cross eyed crippler
cross eyed crippler by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
cross-eyed
cross-eyed by Ivan Batinich December 18, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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