cross-eyed

to be totally plastered, drunk, or sloshed

After a few drinks Ivan Batinich became cross-eyed

by Ivan Batinich December 10, 2008

Cross eyed

I just got fucked so good I'm cross eyed.

I just got cross eyed.

by Stonewallace January 22, 2017

Cross eyed

When someones eyes look in different directions. Usually one or both eyes will point towards the persons nose.

Usually its caused by a lazy eye, vision problem, retardation, or injury. More common is children than adults.

She would be hot if she wasn't so cross eyed.

by Mikeyboy23 December 3, 2011

Cross Eyed Cunt

The funniest and worst insult you could call a girl.

I called Lillian a Cross Eyed Cunt. She stabbed me shortly afterwards.

by J.N. Growling July 2, 2010

Cross Eyed Screw

Where a girl gets screwed so hard that her eyes roll around inside of her head so violently that she ends up with cross eyes.

Dan rooted his girlfriend so hard and fast that she finally gave in and made this high-pitched squeaky mouse noise, and the next thing he knows she was cross eyed. Hence the cross eyed screw.

by Jbone1983 May 29, 2009

fucked cross-eyed

Sexual intercourse that is so satisfying that one of the participants temporaryly or perminantly becomes cross-eyed.

Hannah went to the optologist to have her lazy eye checked out, He told her that she had been fucked cross-eyed and that it should return to normal within a week.

by ha haaa December 8, 2014

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016