to be totally plastered, drunk, or sloshed

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

I just got fucked so good I'm cross eyed.

When someones eyes look in different directions. Usually one or both eyes will point towards the persons nose.

Usually its caused by a lazy eye, vision problem, retardation, or injury. More common is children than adults.

Derived from the student ministry team at Immanuel Baptist Church. A type of teenager who has their eyes fixed on the cross of Jesus Christ.