crow-mo

noun
1. An alternative to today's silly emo trend. Has some values of orginal emo. Takes its name from crows, because they are the most emo brids but also very vicious. For those too violent to be emo.

2. A name for music which you feel you could go crazy to or inspires violent tendancies.

3. Someone who can throw shapes like no one's business, likes to drink (sometimes cider), and will bash you in if angered in any small way. Lethal at a gig. Lashes out for revenge.

noun
1. "Crow-mo is far more exciting than emo, less crying for one."

2. "That fucking tune makes me want to go crow-mo and throw some shapes! IN YOUR FUCKING FACE!"

3. "That crow-mo girl was just drinking cider and then this emo chick bashed into her and now the emo-chick has a bald spot."

crow-mo by HxCxSxC April 26, 2006

crow mob 

A blow job. A euphemism to be used in the presence of small children or nuns.

To avoid having sex with him, I gave him a crow mob.

I love to crow mob because I'm a filthy slut.

crow mob by funnychick29u0835 December 27, 2011

crow moment 

a term used to describe the most retarded way of thinking that involves being narcissistic, contradictory, retarded, and retarded. it can also be used to describe the sheer lack of ignorance and budding in for no reason

this guy can't think for himself. that is such a crow moment

crow moment by fartsniffer241 March 29, 2024

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Moisty Crow 

A moisty crow is a vagina that is really moist and smelly. Quite disgusting

Bro!!!! Jillian has such a moisty crow. It stinks!

Moisty Crow by Samg224 December 19, 2023

crowmo 

n.

1. One who is prone to create excessive destruction and chaos upon imbibing excessive quantities of alcohol.

2. Someone who may become violently adamant when his opinion is challenged.

3. One who jumps on the bandwagon of athletic teams who possess the most dominant player in their respective sport. Often times, this player will also be a killer, rapist, or junky.

v.

1. Being violently clutched and molested from behind.

n.
That guy who spilled all that beer and broke all that stuff at the bar was such a crowmo.

You're wrong. Shaq is not the best player ever and the Lakers suck; you're just a crowmo.


I accidentally went into this gay bar and got totally cromoed by some bikers in an alley.

crowmo by Baron Von Gilly April 3, 2004

crowmophobe 

A phobie of people with a variation of "crow" in their name. Stemming of Jurassic Time was birds and pterdoctyles killed animals savagely plagued the world.

Yo you see resident evil?
Ya, the scene with the crows in it reminded me of Cheryl Crowe. I got mad crowmophobia. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! I'm such a crowmophobe.

crowmophobe by Stacy Kilb January 30, 2008