Man look at the crotch spiders on her. Impressive.
by huskerbob September 21, 2015
The regrowth hair that needs shaved in the pubic region, or The few pubic hairs that need trimmed that sneak out of a bikini bottom. The lighter version of a Thighbrow.
Candice was avoiding going swimming with her friends as she had a bad case of crotch spiders, even though she had shaved 3 days ago.
by RustyBedsprings June 23, 2016
Tiny little dingleberrys that come from the pubic region and also from furry butts.
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.
I tell my boyfriend all the time to stop putting crotch spiders on the wall in the shower. But he doesnt listen.
by kikidee05 February 7, 2008
Jerome: Shit, dude! I just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!
Alan: That's nasty shit, man.
Pumba: Mhm.
Alan: That's nasty shit, man.
Pumba: Mhm.
by Jemima Hootensnancle October 30, 2007
Janice: "Did you see Jerome's spider crotch today?!"
John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"
Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"
John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"
Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"
by Jeanathan March 20, 2008