Definitions by Jeanathan

Spider Crotch 

When a semi-"excited" male person's crotch looks like a curled up dead spider.

Janice: "Did you see Jerome's spider crotch today?!"
John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"
Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"

Spider Crotch by Jeanathan March 20, 2008