3 definitions by RustyBedsprings

crotch spiders

The regrowth hair that needs shaved in the pubic region, or The few pubic hairs that need trimmed that sneak out of a bikini bottom. The lighter version of a Thighbrow.

Candice was avoiding going swimming with her friends as she had a bad case of crotch spiders, even though she had shaved 3 days ago.

by RustyBedsprings June 23, 2016

Cowboy Sex

You mount her from behind, call her by your Ex's name and try to stay on for 8 seconds

we were going to breakup anyway, I decided to try Cowboy Sex with her.

by RustyBedsprings June 18, 2015

thighbrow

The clumps of pubic hair that show out the leg holes of a swimming suit or underwear.

Every one at the pool party knew Sara was not ready for bikini season by the size of her thighbrows.

by RustyBedsprings June 23, 2016