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roach crotch 

an elderly ladies crotch that is so old and unkept that it is probably festered with roaches.
On her 90th birthday she realized that she had a roach crotch.
roach crotch by claire December 3, 2003

Crotchroaches

1. (n- plural) Crabs/Pubic Lice
2. (n-pl) What Snooki haz
What'choo scratchin' fer? You got the crotchroaches 'er sumthin'?
Crotchroaches by nickharteau December 30, 2010

crotchroach 

a convenient name for a cockroach in your pants.
dude 1- AHHHH i got a cockroach in my pants!!!
dude 2- thats what you call a crotchroach
crotchroach by JackPhil July 7, 2008

crotchroaches

A person who's venereal health is in serious question and there is a significant chance that sexual conduct will result in in contraction of a STD.
Dude, you don't want to take home Carla. That girl is infested with crotchroaches!
crotchroaches by bearface83 November 8, 2007

Crotchroach 

Eeeek! a cockroach!!
No i believe that is a female.
Oh...EEk a crotchroach.
Crotchroach by Randomxhumor April 18, 2011

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026