Used when in a stressful/scary situation and has no heckin idea how they are gonna get themselves out of it.
Synonyms include: Welp, Oops, and Well what are we gonna now now
An eGeek is someone who loves electronics and especially personal / consumer electronics and is very passionate about them. An eGeek needs their electronic devices to get through life.
John is a total eGeek, that guy can't live without his electronic gadgets.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.