Cross-Cum

When 3 or more guys all cum into a beaker, and then mix it together. They give the mixture to a girl and with a turkey baster she injects it into her pussy. All then men wait nine months to see whose child it is. This is a great way to reveal who is the dominant male is! Once the child is born, the losing men must drink the 9 month-old cum and then they all must be killed. This is not for the faint of heart.

" You bros wanna cross-cum to see who's the dominant one? Sure! I'll get my girlfriend!"

Cross-Cum by zesty_peaches124 January 10, 2020

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Criss cross cum

When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.

I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick

Criss cross cum by SlavicPride14 June 17, 2017

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Cum Crocs

The pair of crocs used by males as a vessel to receive seminal fluid instead of the vaginal canal. Commonly used by college students.

Bro, quick lemme bust in your cum crocs!

Uh, whats that smell?

oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.

Cum Crocs by yeeyee dipski in the lipski December 8, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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