Cross-Cum

When 3 or more guys all cum into a beaker, and then mix it together. They give the mixture to a girl and with a turkey baster she injects it into her pussy. All then men wait nine months to see whose child it is. This is a great way to reveal who is the dominant male is! Once the child is born, the losing men must drink the 9 month-old cum and then they all must be killed. This is not for the faint of heart.

" You bros wanna cross-cum to see who's the dominant one? Sure! I'll get my girlfriend!"

Cross-Cum by zesty_peaches124 January 10, 2020

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Criss cross cum

When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.

I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick

Criss cross cum by SlavicPride14 June 17, 2017

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Cum Crocs

The pair of crocs used by males as a vessel to receive seminal fluid instead of the vaginal canal. Commonly used by college students.

Bro, quick lemme bust in your cum crocs!

Uh, whats that smell?

oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.

Cum Crocs by yeeyee dipski in the lipski December 8, 2019

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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