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Cross-Cum 

When 3 or more guys all cum into a beaker, and then mix it together. They give the mixture to a girl and with a turkey baster she injects it into her pussy. All then men wait nine months to see whose child it is. This is a great way to reveal who is the dominant male is! Once the child is born, the losing men must drink the 9 month-old cum and then they all must be killed. This is not for the faint of heart.
" You bros wanna cross-cum to see who's the dominant one? Sure! I'll get my girlfriend!"
Cross-Cum by zesty_peaches124 January 10, 2020
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Criss cross cum 

When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.
I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick

Cum Crocs 

The pair of crocs used by males as a vessel to receive seminal fluid instead of the vaginal canal. Commonly used by college students.
Bro, quick lemme bust in your cum crocs!

Uh, whats that smell?

oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.
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