crooked K

KaZaA / Sharman networks. Basically because they allow users to break copyright laws, yet defend their own rights. And the KaZaA logo looks like a crooked K.
Or it can refer to the hidden malware featured in KaZaA: Altnet.

Shit. The crooked K got Klite removed from google.
Altnet? huh? So that's why my PC barely works anymore.

crooked K by Vulture July 29, 2004

Crooked Kingdom 

SPOILERS
The second book in the six of crows duology (by leigh bardugo) and absolutely heart shattering

Quotes:

"We were all supposed to make it"-wylan van eck

"Little red bird let me go"-matthias helvar

"He was going to break my legs"-inej ghafa

"I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting"-kaz brekker

"I love you more than waffles, matthias helvar"-nina zenik

"Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"-jesper fahey

Person A: Have you read Crooked Kingdom yet?

Person B: Yeah, chapter forty made me sob

Person A: I guess Matthias Helvar isn't bulletproof

Person B starting to cry: ...Yep

Crooked Kingdom by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021

crooked-neck kenny  

A very gay kid at lancaster high school

Kid1: do you know crooked-neck kenny ?

Kid2: yeah, that kid is so gay!!

crooked-neck kenny by Lancaster kid jr. April 27, 2008

crookedkevin8 

An epic dude

person1: omg is that crookedkevin8?

person2: OMG IT IS CROOKEDKEVIN8!!!!

crookedkevin8 by Bradlyissoooocool November 25, 2023

Kettle Cooked 

When a guy finishes in a girls mouth and she gargles it then spits it out into a cup to be consumed at a later date.

Friend: "What is this in this cup, Ron?"
Ron: "Oh, my girl was saving that for later after she kettle cooked it."
Friend: "You have problems man."

Kettle Cooked by Gibson Forben December 4, 2013

Keegan Cooked 

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.

Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!

Keegan Cooked by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025

kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked 

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.

As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!

kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked by QuacksO April 28, 2022