crook ass

A person who's the culprit of a bad attitude, shit personality, and questionable life decisions.

He is giving me such a shit look, what a crook ass.

by Crook Nick October 16, 2016

Crooked Up The Ass

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.

Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."

by shwat September 25, 2007