crontribution 

Giving of time.

Well, that meeting was a wasted crontribution!
How much of a crontribution are you looking for?

crontribution by amarylliself May 17, 2014

Your contribution has been noted 

A sarcastic phrase used after someone gives you their unwanted opinion or advice.

Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Your contribution has been noted by just like honey July 1, 2017

Bush's contribution to the arts. 

The looting of the Bagdad muesum in the second gulf war.

What do you think about Bush's contribution to the arts?Bush's contribution to the arts.

Bush's contribution to the arts. by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010

Cuntribution 

The act of finding females to hang out to avoid a sausage fest.

Chris' getting 5 girls to hang out tonight. His cuntribution level is way high.

Cuntribution by Aelfric February 17, 2009

Contributions from Viewers like You 

Passive aggressive way PBS asks for donations.

PBS: and contributions from viewers like you. Thank You.

Viewers like you: better go contribute now, I guess.

Contributions from Viewers like You by KEMMA SLAY June 27, 2016

chrontribution 

Used to describe a person's contribution of marijuana to a smoking session involving several people.

"We're rolling a joint. Care to make a chrontribution?"
OR
We are gonna need some seriously hefty chrontributions if we want to roll a superblunt.

chrontribution by B_T November 26, 2010

net contribution 

Either literally a financial amount or figuratively towards an artistic (or other) genre that an individual has made during their lifetime. Also used sarcastically.

1. The net contribution of Beethoven to the Symphony is incalculable.

2. Joe Blow, net contribution to society - nil.

net contribution by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) October 12, 2006