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Cuntribution 

When you bring a girl to a party in lieu of money/weed/booze

Preferred cuntributions are girls that will usually end up fucking someone at the party
Hey Joe, thanks for bringing Mary, she's a great cuntribution to the party.
Cuntribution by Johnny Baptist April 8, 2010

Your contribution has been noted 

A sarcastic phrase used after someone gives you their unwanted opinion or advice.
Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Bush's contribution to the arts. 

The looting of the Bagdad muesum in the second gulf war.
What do you think about Bush's contribution to the arts?Bush's contribution to the arts.

Contributions from Viewers like You 

Passive aggressive way PBS asks for donations.
PBS: and contributions from viewers like you. Thank You.

Viewers like you: better go contribute now, I guess.

net contribution 

Either literally a financial amount or figuratively towards an artistic (or other) genre that an individual has made during their lifetime. Also used sarcastically.
1. The net contribution of Beethoven to the Symphony is incalculable.

2. Joe Blow, net contribution to society - nil.

Campaign contribution

We contributed to the President's campaign by sending him loads of $cash. Thus, we gave him a campaign contribution.