Cuntribution

The act of finding females to hang out to avoid a sausage fest.

Chris' getting 5 girls to hang out tonight. His cuntribution level is way high.

by Aelfric February 17, 2009

Cuntribution

When you bring a girl to a party in lieu of money/weed/booze

Preferred cuntributions are girls that will usually end up fucking someone at the party

Hey Joe, thanks for bringing Mary, she's a great cuntribution to the party.

by Johnny Baptist April 8, 2010

Your contribution has been noted

A sarcastic phrase used after someone gives you their unwanted opinion or advice.

Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

by just like honey July 1, 2017

Bush's contribution to the arts.

The looting of the Bagdad muesum in the second gulf war.

What do you think about Bush's contribution to the arts?Bush's contribution to the arts.

by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010

Contributions from Viewers like You

Passive aggressive way PBS asks for donations.

PBS: and contributions from viewers like you. Thank You.

Viewers like you: better go contribute now, I guess.

by KEMMA SLAY June 27, 2016

net contribution

Either literally a financial amount or figuratively towards an artistic (or other) genre that an individual has made during their lifetime. Also used sarcastically.

1. The net contribution of Beethoven to the Symphony is incalculable.

2. Joe Blow, net contribution to society - nil.

by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) October 12, 2006

Campaign contribution

A campaign contribution is simply a bribe.

We contributed to the President's campaign by sending him loads of $cash. Thus, we gave him a campaign contribution.

by Part Ridge October 28, 2007