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On special occasions, such as one's 18th birthday, when a person has had so much to drink that they are on the "overdrive drunk" stage in their evening, "Crizunk" is that magical word used to describe someone when they have far surpassed that of being drunk, and even quite possibly crunk. obvious signs of Crizunkness are slapping the genitalia of the same sex, passing out while defacating, finding the cure for cancer and being too "crizunk" to remember it and lastly, actually finding some sense of clarity and spirituality in listening to the artist Peter Gabrielle.
I wanna make fun of Lil' Jon so im going to make the word Crizunk.
crizunk by Greg is a Badass October 9, 2006
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crizzunked 

A state in which one has such a crazy and drunken time that one cannot speak without slurring "crunk" into crizzunked. The number of z's involved depends on how crunked one wants to be or actually is.
Maria: I'm bored.
Andrea: Let's get crizzunked tonight.
Maria: Awesome.

Andrea (attempting to say crazily drunk): I'm so crizzunked.
crizzunked by anichi December 30, 2004

crizzunkd 

totally crazily drunk. you get drunk and forget what you did. you be in the building feeling like YEEE, r.i.p. to the mac d-r-e.

nobody gets crizzunkd like michelleeeezy & katieizzzzle.
you be going stupid and you be going dumb dumb.
you gots dumb in your backpack.
anddd you got your helmet on your head with your chin strap on.
you ghost ride the whip, like no other.
\\\" WE GETS CRIZZUNKD WITH LIL JON & ANDY MILANOKIS \\\"

crizzunkd 

totally crazily drunk.
no body does it better than michelleezy & katieizzle.
we get gone and forget what we did.
we got some dranks, to drink, we drunk em, got DRUNK.
" i get hyphy and CRIZZUNKD "
" i got dumb in my backpack. "
" we go stupid, go dumb dumb "
" helmet on my head, chinstrap on "

Crizznunk 

Extra crunk. Almost sloppy, but still chillin.
Yo, we was in the club last night and son got crizznunk!
Crizznunk by LLyod Lieberenzo July 24, 2008
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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