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crizzunked 

A state in which one has such a crazy and drunken time that one cannot speak without slurring "crunk" into crizzunked. The number of z's involved depends on how crunked one wants to be or actually is.
Maria: I'm bored.
Andrea: Let's get crizzunked tonight.
Maria: Awesome.

Andrea (attempting to say crazily drunk): I'm so crizzunked.
crizzunked by anichi December 30, 2004
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crizzunk 

When some things is tizzite AND crunk. its crizzunk. origin south texas.
Dude my 21st birthday was crizzunk!
crizzunk by Koolaid May 9, 2005
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crizzunkd 

totally crazily drunk. you get drunk and forget what you did. you be in the building feeling like YEEE, r.i.p. to the mac d-r-e.

nobody gets crizzunkd like michelleeeezy & katieizzzzle.
you be going stupid and you be going dumb dumb.
you gots dumb in your backpack.
anddd you got your helmet on your head with your chin strap on.
you ghost ride the whip, like no other.
\\\" WE GETS CRIZZUNKD WITH LIL JON & ANDY MILANOKIS \\\"

crizzunkd 

totally crazily drunk.
no body does it better than michelleezy & katieizzle.
we get gone and forget what we did.
we got some dranks, to drink, we drunk em, got DRUNK.
" i get hyphy and CRIZZUNKD "
" i got dumb in my backpack. "
" we go stupid, go dumb dumb "
" helmet on my head, chinstrap on "

cozzunked 

Derived from Cozadd and Krunk

When someone becomes so outrageously intoxicated he/she needs 3 days to recover.
Man that frat guy is cozzunked. Do we have a stomach pump handy?

I'm getting cozzunked after my last final.
cozzunked by hrmsuh December 17, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026