crixit

A magical, mythical moment in which you realize you are at one with the world and it feels like there is a party inside your heart and everyone is invited.

"Yeah so I was walking down the street and then suddenly I had a crixit"
"Neato!"

by crixit January 1, 2010

crexit

an exit from the crisis

invest in gold to crexit from dollar collapse

when SHTF there's no crexit

by reykes January 24, 2013

Crisitunity

A Chinese word refered to by Homer Simpson that means both crisis and oppertunity, just like Ercle.

Yeah that's right, Crisitunity!

by Fat Michael March 23, 2003

crimitees

use in place of 'unbelievable!'

Wycombe, UK

"I hear Chris Szczurowski got kicked in the nads by the East Wycombe boys"
"...crimitees"

"I lost a penny"
"...crimitees"

"man, I'm sorry, I was aiming for Andy B but shot your dog"
"...crimitees"

by Chad Phoenix July 12, 2004

Crikits Frogs

when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises

LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.

PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!!

by MR. 99 go dumness December 2, 2007

Crivitz

the worst village you could live in. located in northeast wisconsin, population of about 1,000. it's like a blackhole, you can never leave. there's one grocery market, and some restaurants.no clothing stores, unless you want granny dresses. the closest mall is 30 minutes away, and i doubt you want that crap. strangly enough, crivitz has alot of tourists. crivitz is also infested by rapists, fat people, and druggies. heroine has just arrived at crivitz highschool, get it while it lasts!

Let's go to that shitty village, Crivitz!
okay, lets go! i heard they have drugs!

by a person who lives here May 14, 2011

crixian

A person with impeccable intelligence and shrewd management skills. Also terrible at playing games.

holy damn...he got 11-0d like he was crixian...

by epicmemesauce January 27, 2019