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A magical, mythical moment in which you realize you are at one with the world and it feels like there is a party inside your heart and everyone is invited.
"Yeah so I was walking down the street and then suddenly I had a crixit"
"Neato!"
crixit by crixit January 1, 2010
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an exit from the crisis
invest in gold to crexit from dollar collapse

when SHTF there's no crexit
crexit by reykes January 24, 2013
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Crisitunity

A Chinese word refered to by Homer Simpson that means both crisis and oppertunity, just like Ercle.
Yeah that's right, Crisitunity!
Crisitunity by Fat Michael March 23, 2003
use in place of 'unbelievable!'

Wycombe, UK
"I hear Chris Szczurowski got kicked in the nads by the East Wycombe boys"
"...crimitees"

"I lost a penny"
"...crimitees"

"man, I'm sorry, I was aiming for Andy B but shot your dog"
"...crimitees"
crimitees by Chad Phoenix July 12, 2004

Crikits Frogs

when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises


LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.

PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!!
Crikits Frogs by MR. 99 go dumness December 2, 2007
the worst village you could live in. located in northeast wisconsin, population of about 1,000. it's like a blackhole, you can never leave. there's one grocery market, and some restaurants.no clothing stores, unless you want granny dresses. the closest mall is 30 minutes away, and i doubt you want that crap. strangly enough, crivitz has alot of tourists. crivitz is also infested by rapists, fat people, and druggies. heroine has just arrived at crivitz highschool, get it while it lasts!
Let's go to that shitty village, Crivitz!
okay, lets go! i heard they have drugs!
A person with impeccable intelligence and shrewd management skills. Also terrible at playing games.
holy damn...he got 11-0d like he was crixian...
crixian by epicmemesauce January 27, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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