Crisper

A cold beverage usually consisting of vodka.

Bartender: Hi, what can I get you guys?

Patron: 3 crispers please

by Caseman1000 March 30, 2015

Crisper

The crispiest roast potato when you cook them.

I want the crisper!

by Liv and Lize March 7, 2010

Crisper

It's like an Upper Decker, but you drop a deuce in the vegetable drawer of someone's refrigerator.

I hated that party, so I dropped a crisper before I left.

by Ci Vuole May 25, 2014

crisper

a slur against people who have very flaky skin only people with non flaky skin can use it (but dont use it to make fun of people with it)

"HEY YOU ARE A CRISPER"

by meryaki August 22, 2025

crisper

an offensive slur against people who have very flaky/dandruff skin (dont use it to make fun of ppl)

"HEY YOU CRISPER LOSER!"

by meryaki August 22, 2025

Crisper Gang

A Tight gang who feasts off of rice crispy’s and they logo is a snake

Wow dude I got excepted to the Crisper Gang

by Crisper Gang January 13, 2018

nigger crisper

Flamethrowers equipped to sides of South African cars to prevent theft.

Okonkwo tried to steal a car and ran into a nigger crisper. That nigger got crisped.

by NiggaPleez September 7, 2006