cringsturbate

When you look at things that make you cringe on purpose (especially with friends) for the sake of making fun of it.

"Hey Todd! Wanna go on Facebook and cringsturbate with me?"
"Sure man, I've seen some good pictures of Lisa in her scene phase."

by George Poorwell January 17, 2015

Cranksturbate

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.

Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010