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cringles 

An overwhelming feeling that washes over you when you see something or someone so adorable that you want to squeeze the cuteness out of them so much, that you might cause injury in doing so.

Cringles can also be used in a more general sense, when one is completely overwhelmed by something adorable or cute. In this case, they can get a case of the cringles.

History of the word:

I wrote an article about words that should be added to the dictionary, including ”cringles”.

Description of cringles in article:

“This word is perfect for when you find yourself in a situation with the cutest little baby bunny, kitten or other excessively tiny and cute creature that you can imagine. You may find yourself wanting to squeeze this adorable creature as tightly as you possibly can, but know that if you do, that you would squish it to death. And that is most definitely not what anyone would want to do.

This term can also be used when describing beloved people (especially ones mate or children) who are being exceptionally charming and delectable.

I use this word in sentences, such as, “Oh my God, that baby bunny is so cute, it is giving me the cringles!” Or, “I love you so much and that amazingly loving card you gave me is making me get the cringles for you.”

I can’t think of another word in the English language that adequately describes this feeling. Other people who I have known for any amount of time have adopted this word into their vocabulary as well.”

By, Laura Kutney
That baby bunny is so cute, it is giving me cringles!

Get that puppy away from me, because I might not be able to resist this overwhelming feeling of cringles that is washing over me!

Every time I shop for my newborn niece, I get a case of the cringles from the thought of how adorable she will look in all of these itty-bitty, irresistibly cute pajamas.
cringles by Answer me this May 19, 2018
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Cringles 

Cringles
Extremely high rates of cringe in a fast paced timing,
Cringe: *CRINGE* *CRINGE* *CRINGE* *CRINGE*

Not Cringe: CRINGLES!
Cringles by CringlesMan March 5, 2020

Cri-cringle-brekk 

being so disassociated with your mind and body that you can no longer distinguish between fact,fiction, life and death
"mate are you still with us ?"
uhhh....cri-cringle-brekk?"

cringespasm

The spasm inevitably sustained from too much cringing.
dude, i just got off my old vine, and jesus christ, i had two cringespasms going through my feed
cringespasm by 1pr0digy August 25, 2016

Cringlish 

Corporate-English: Corporate buzz words that dumb people use to sound important in a place of business. Usually oblivious to the user and annoying to the people around them. Frequently used by brownnosers and douche bags.
"We're going to maximize outtake through synergizing our paradigm and reaching out to our colleagues to realign our focus without having to reach for the low hanging fruit. We will touch base with our results going forward."

"Will you stop with the fucking cringlish you brown nosing douchebag!"
Cringlish by Wildfire83 June 19, 2009

Cringlestick 

The art of getting a boner while a gingerbread man give you a handjob, a gingerbread woman licks your bum hole, and all of this happens inside of a port-a-potty.
Bob the Builder was getting a cringlestick while he was in the portable toilet.
Cringlestick by Cantcatchmebb September 20, 2014

Poop cringes 

The sensation you get when you need to shit, any you feel your bowls trying to push out the turd while your anus tries to hold it bac.
" I hope there is a bathroom near by. I am feeling the poop cringes ."
Poop cringes by Matyno_ May 15, 2016