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criministic 

When you lie about an action to protected your skills.
Marco is criministic.
criministic by MGJoeyg17 August 29, 2021
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criticistic 

Same as critical just makes more sense to use
Emily was very criticistic of her artwork
criticistic by Juulpods1397 July 8, 2021

Criticistic 

Same as critical just makes more sense to use and more fun to use
Emily was very criticistic of her artwork
Criticistic by Juulpods1397 July 8, 2021

Criminalistic Rape 

So , Criminalistic rape is basically both legal and illeagal rape
let me explain this complex subject u fucking dunce,

Lets Say u are doing the sex acting with woman, but she asks to pull out , and u do it , since u pulled out , its not rape anymore but also at the same time it was still rape for those few seconds u didn't pull out because of your reaction speed and time , so it's still rape and not rape at the same time
BRO DID U HEAR ABOUT CRIMINALISTIC RAPE ?!?!?

criminalistics 

I work in the field of criminalistics
criminalistics by Athiest Pope June 18, 2006

criminalistic 

people who are always coming up with ideas of how to get something for nothing, i.e. how to get something out of the store without the alarm going off at the door, always scheming and plotting in criminal types of ways, a slick mofo
My girl Stacy is so criminalistic. She got almost every DVD she owns for free from the store.
criminalistic by saddgirl August 7, 2009

Cailinistic

This word is used to describe somebody is in fact, an absolute moron. The best way to correctly use this term is by directing its meaning towards the most idiotic people you know. This denoting word is both effective, and belittling towards the tard you are speaking to.
Joseph: Hey Arthur! I just heard about the vote for LGBTQ+ history to be taught in school! Isn’t that awesome?
Arthur: No dumbass, it’s ethically wrong to teach and encourage mental disorders by spreading knowledge of “positive contributions” to our country. Jesus Christ, you’re so cailinistic!
Cailinistic by LiterallyUrDad March 15, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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