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criticistic 

Same as critical just makes more sense to use
Emily was very criticistic of her artwork
criticistic by Juulpods1397 July 8, 2021

Criticistic 

Same as critical just makes more sense to use and more fun to use
Emily was very criticistic of her artwork
Criticistic by Juulpods1397 July 8, 2021

Criminalistic Rape 

So , Criminalistic rape is basically both legal and illeagal rape
let me explain this complex subject u fucking dunce,

Lets Say u are doing the sex acting with woman, but she asks to pull out , and u do it , since u pulled out , its not rape anymore but also at the same time it was still rape for those few seconds u didn't pull out because of your reaction speed and time , so it's still rape and not rape at the same time
BRO DID U HEAR ABOUT CRIMINALISTIC RAPE ?!?!?

criminalistics 

I work in the field of criminalistics
criminalistics by Athiest Pope June 18, 2006

criminalistic 

people who are always coming up with ideas of how to get something for nothing, i.e. how to get something out of the store without the alarm going off at the door, always scheming and plotting in criminal types of ways, a slick mofo
My girl Stacy is so criminalistic. She got almost every DVD she owns for free from the store.
criminalistic by saddgirl August 7, 2009

Cailinistic

This word is used to describe somebody is in fact, an absolute moron. The best way to correctly use this term is by directing its meaning towards the most idiotic people you know. This denoting word is both effective, and belittling towards the tard you are speaking to.
Joseph: Hey Arthur! I just heard about the vote for LGBTQ+ history to be taught in school! Isn’t that awesome?
Arthur: No dumbass, it’s ethically wrong to teach and encourage mental disorders by spreading knowledge of “positive contributions” to our country. Jesus Christ, you’re so cailinistic!
Cailinistic by LiterallyUrDad March 15, 2019
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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