Creston

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A man with extreme talent, a large penis, and exceptionally good looks.

Will mostly be seen with tons of hoes on his jock even though he is in a relationship, hardly ever single

Damn, I wish I was Creston.

Shit bro, Creston stole my girl.

Creston by C-9 April 22, 2012

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Creston

Creston, Iowa is located about an hour and 15 minutes southwest of Des Moines, Iowa.
It's a town populated by about 7500 people. Southwest Community College is in the town, and is known for it's music program, nursing program, as well as it's sports. California is way better, but Creston is alright. Small town.

Creston is a small town.

It snows in winter in Creston.

Creston is in Iowa.

Creston by Oh-Liv March 5, 2009

Related Words

Creston • Creston BC • Creston Iowa • Creston Owens • creston point • crestonising • Crestons rusty chain • cresting • Creaton • Cheston

Creston Iowa

A horrible place with tons of pregnant chicks, a whole clan of drugies, and the feel of your average gheto.

Creston Iowa is basically Detriot and Compton pushed into one drug fueled pile.

Creston Iowa by WW2_Man November 6, 2011

creston point

apartment building in seattle. real n****s lived here. shout out to my guy amigo for cleaning these nasty a** apartments everyday. one time the garbage can blew up. lmaoo

Person 1: Do you know what is Creston Point?
Person 2: I lived there for 8 years..tried to move out but once you move you will never leave

creston point by trapmoneybenny June 2, 2019

Creston BC

A boring little town where most guys' dream is to buy a lifted diesel truck. Everybody is either addicted to alcohol, nicotine, weed, or coke (there are NO exceptions). Everybody knows each other and everybody talks shit about each other. The only things to do are drive around aimlessly, go for a Tims run, or get shitfaced at a bush party. Speaking of bush parties, you can find thirty-year-old men at the teenager's prom after-party every single year. This place deserves the "Shittiest Small Town of the Year Award" every year.

"Creston BC sucks dick."

Creston BC by whateverimanassholeanyways June 25, 2019

Creston Owens

Man with small white pp

He's a real Creston Owens in bed, it's such a shame.

Creston Owens by RandomGuyWithAnAfro January 6, 2023

Cresting

When shit is playing peek a boo with your anus

John was on the toilet cresting but I don't think any shit came out.

Cresting by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026