figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell
You're a complete and total ass scented douche bag
when a boy is slightly demented in his affections towards girls, almost to a point where its pitifully creepy.
Boy:" Thats a nice shirt........... can i smell it??"
Girl: "you are the epitome of creepity"