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A common breed of mostly nocturnal humanesque lifeforms suspected to be female, Dirts are most certainly a dangerous species. Hunting in packs they tend to pick off the stagglers of a group, pouncing as soon as they are alone.

It is somewhat common for male adolescents to intermingle with them, indeed it is seen by their peers as a right of passage.
Stephen: "Man, have you seen some of the birds Evan scored lately?"

Paul: "Yeah, what absolute Dirts!"
Dirts by Tom Random December 9, 2009
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Used to describe and label the majority of the poor white trash that infests our towns, cities, and of course public high schools.
EX1) His head is shaved, he is wearing a stained South Pole shirt, charcoal grey jeans and no-name white trainers. He also smells like an ashtray and has the IQ equal to a ham. He must be a dirt.

EX2) That herd of dirts are on the street corner listening to a pirated CD of 50 Cent and smoking Newports.
Dirts by Aktion_T4_1942 December 28, 2005
A flexible word used to describe the attainment of female company or pleasure.

Can also be used as a slang term for a female companian or girlfriend.
Rusty, Get your dirts.
Dirts by Nilsy P March 18, 2011
Undisirable females, but, when drunk they seem to suffice in the bedroom department
" Is right Boy! them dirts are comin' down on saturday, fuckin Cowpin' all round Brother! "
Dirts by John Gaskell May 28, 2004
Dirts, a word used to describe somthing bad ,that which isnt good.Many times used to describe the lowest grade of weed.
person 1, hey what do u think of this car this guy is selling ?
person 2, na man this car is dirts i dont like it! .

person 1, hey what kinda weed is that ?
person 2. oh its that project dirts.
dirts by inc mobster November 17, 2006
a group of shit bags from northern new jersey who get belligerently drunk and do things such as piss on things, throw garbage cans at parked cars, and generally just piss people off. if you see dirts coming hide your booze cause it will be drank and shittyness will ensure.
tonight is a {dirts} night. Lets pound a thirty of natters and and beer bath shell.
Dirts by dirtyburger October 26, 2011
nasty, skuzzy people who dont know how to shower. and live their life as if if they were living underground or persay, in all dirt
That kid who hung himself hung out with all the dirts thank god thats one less.
Dirts by JustANobodyyyy December 14, 2010