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creepy fingers

Crazy ass, fuckin gnarly, wow-worthy, double jointed ass fingers that can bend at the top knuckle only.
"Shit Nigga, Look at Courtneys fuckin creepy fingers."
creepy fingers by shane420805 April 16, 2008

Creepy Finger Quotes 

(n) 1. A motion of the hands meant to signify the usage of a quote, yet done in a fast and clumsy manner that may be viewed as inappropriate, disgusting, or just plain perverted. 2. a phrase any uneducated, liberal judge might use to define a very talented and informed orator that watches the news quite frequently.
First of all, I thought finger quotes were with two fingers, not all of them--you have creepy finger quotes.

His creepy finger quotes make me feel uncomfortable, and therefore I need a restraint order.

Wow, he has a really intriguing Oratory, regardless of how he performs his creepy finger quotes.

Perhaps that kid just doesn't have enough coffee in his system to perform normal finger quotes...those are just creepy finger quotes.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026