creepsturbation

The act of creeping on people's online social media profiles for pictures to pleasure oneself to, often committed by individuals with neckbeards.

"I had to tighten up my security settings to stop all the creepsturbation going on from my Halloween pictures."

by Rip Van Stinkhole May 18, 2014

Creepsterbating

When someone masterbates while creeping on another persons social media.

I caught Jimmy creepsterbating to Steves Moms Facebook.

by buttheadsunite July 2, 2015

Cremasturbation

To be cremated, on fire, or soon to be either while maintaining the process of masturbation

As the train careened down a mountain pass blazing a fiery red a nun shouted, "heavens my son, what are you doing?" The sailor replied, "Oh my god, I'm on fire, but damn it sister, we are going to die a fiery blaze and since you won't I need to tug one out for the final time in a desperate act of cremasturbation!""Don't forget to repent," said the nun."No time, but I am an atheist anyways, thank you though!"

by Doof Cooper McGoof December 21, 2008