2 definitions by Rip Van Stinkhole

Rectalplasm

Noun- a sticky and gelatinous residue originating in the anus, often produced from anal sex.

"I stuck it in her back door last night, now I have rectalplasm all over my sheets."

by Rip Van Stinkhole October 10, 2011

The act of creeping on people's online social media profiles for pictures to pleasure oneself to, often committed by individuals with neckbeards.

"I had to tighten up my security settings to stop all the creepsturbation going on from my Halloween pictures."