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creedson 

A gay guy who talks about dicks all the time.

He can't keep a girlfriend longet then a month.
He's ugly
Asshole
Bitch
Fucktard
Masturbates to Lizsrds listening to Jamaican music
Creedson
Aka Creed

Creed: uhhhh uhhhhh yes that lizards fiiine uhhhh
creedson by redneckxxblonde January 3, 2014
Words you can keep
A man with a big dick
Creeson is hott
creeson by U smell like cheese June 15, 2018
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creepson 

A person who ignores you on social media. Always viewing your stories or status but never engaging with your content and barely wants to chat.
Zerah says “Tolu is such a CREEPSON as he always views stories and status but never wants to chat”. Tolu is a CREEPSON.
creepson by @tco_carr May 24, 2018
The best person a to Mary/date and the best friend to ever have he also chugs beer in the meantime well your girl friend sucks on his HUG cock and he’s the strongest guy you will ever meet
Omg Creedon I love how nice and gentle you are to me and nice and strong your such a Creedon
Creedon by Creedon October 17, 2019
one who...

1. does not wear sandals to a public shower
2. only requires a towel when showering
3. does not own a toothbrush
4. drinks amps two or three times daily
5. yacks after one beer
6. repeatedly yells "i'm gonna cum" before actually doing it
7. has two of the best roommates ever <3
{online conversation}

xOo babii GirRl: s0 i accidentally fell on top of another creedon last night..
bOoTyliiCiiOus69: dayum girl, you showa?
xOo babii GirRl: yeah
bOoTyliiCiiOus69: ..go take anotha
creedon by pdubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb February 9, 2009
a homo-sexual with a very small penis and no balls
creedon by Skuh August 23, 2006
a mentally ill shmuck , that hangs himself in a closet like the guy in leatherface.
Creedon doesn't have friends because he is odd.
Creedon by Handling_E.T September 19, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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