creditos

pseudo-spanish slang for mobile phone crdit

"you have nada creditos, si?"

by CreeBall January 31, 2009

roll credits

When a movie uses its own title in the dialogue.

"What if this is as good as it gets?" *Roll Credits

by didi8083 August 28, 2015

Carbon Credits

A SCHEME and a SCAM.

A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.

A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.

Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?

Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!

by Eddy August 5, 2007

douchebag credits

when a person, especially a celebrity, has built up so much goodwill that they would be excused from a heinous act. Created by comedian Christopher Titus.

Tom Hanks has so many douchebag credits that if he were to punch a nun, the first thing people would do is ask what the nun did to make Tom so angry.

by cra0422 December 1, 2015

jicko credits

When a guy goes JICKO MODE, he earns jicko credits. The less fucks are given, the more jicko credits are earned.

"That guy earned major jicko credits tonight"
"He completely ignored that arrogant chick, give that man some jicko credits"
"She was so convinced she could get him in bed tonight, but all he thought about were mad jicko stacks"

by PalmtreeXO February 27, 2020

Credits

(Or, Creds)
To be given proper respect for something

"Give me my credits, yo!"

by Ineedacatscan June 10, 2003

crediton

A shit hole, still stuck in the past

"What are you doing tonight?"

Crediton person: "Enjoying a round of skittles at the village hall"

by Alexi Laiho May 28, 2006