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crapmaster 

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006

Creamster 

An individual member of the Alaska biker group called CREAMSTERS (formerly known as COCONUT CREAMSTERS).
Hey Creamster, how do you make a duck fart???
Creamster by Gary Hupps August 10, 2006

cremaster 

The muscle that moves your testicles up and down into five different positions.
I watched my paddidas move around as I flexed my cremaster.
cremaster by Frank Chaldrum February 6, 2004

Creepmaster

Someone who is known to be creepy all the time or often.
Why is this creepmaster starring at me?
Creepmaster by Miss Liss August 11, 2008

Creamster 

A chronic masturbator. A person that masturbates more often than not, frequently to images in magazines or internet porn.
What a Creamster! He's been on-line looking at porn and jacking off for hours!
Creamster by Joshua Schroeder December 19, 2009

Creamster Hit 

Verb: The act of smoking a mixture of DMT and crack cocaine, on a base of marijauna, out of a bong.
1. The man who told me about creamster hits had a missing front tooth.

2. Man I shouldn't have taken that creamster hit last night.
Creamster Hit by Dreamy Creamy August 24, 2011