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crapmaster 

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006

Creamster 

An individual member of the Alaska biker group called CREAMSTERS (formerly known as COCONUT CREAMSTERS).
Hey Creamster, how do you make a duck fart???
Creamster by Gary Hupps August 10, 2006

cremaster 

The muscle that moves your testicles up and down into five different positions.
I watched my paddidas move around as I flexed my cremaster.
cremaster by Frank Chaldrum February 6, 2004

Creepmaster

Someone who is known to be creepy all the time or often.
Why is this creepmaster starring at me?
Creepmaster by Miss Liss August 11, 2008

Creamster 

A chronic masturbator. A person that masturbates more often than not, frequently to images in magazines or internet porn.
What a Creamster! He's been on-line looking at porn and jacking off for hours!
Creamster by Joshua Schroeder December 19, 2009

Creamster Hit 

Verb: The act of smoking a mixture of DMT and crack cocaine, on a base of marijauna, out of a bong.
1. The man who told me about creamster hits had a missing front tooth.

2. Man I shouldn't have taken that creamster hit last night.
Creamster Hit by Dreamy Creamy August 24, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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