A man who will buy you ice cream whenever you want it. A man who won’t judge you for being thick, he actually likes you *because* you’re thick. This man is usually very sweet and a little but naughty. If you find a man like this, don’t let him go.
‘How are things with Brandon?’
‘Omg, so good. I just realized this week that he’s an ice cream daddy.’
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.