cream pants

To jizz your pants, u finish your pants when someone gets u aroused, Jizzing your pants when ur excited

dude! i totally just jizzed myself when sally rubbed my leg! Yeah dude, i just finished without getting my jeans even off!
I cant belive i cream pants myself when sally made out with me

by Tyler sexybeast#1 April 30, 2008

Ice Cream Pants Job

To ejaculate into one's own pants so that the inside is creamy, but the outside is primarily clean except for what looks like some moisture. This can result from masturbating (without taking one's pants off), dry humping, or grinding, and usually results because of a case of premature ejaculation or simple carelessness.
(It's a spin-off of the term Ice Cream Paint Job)

Dude 1: God, I love grinding with Melissa.
Dude 2: I know. I got an ice cream pants job when I was grinding with her.
Dude 1: Dude! That's gross! You should go home and clean up!
Dude 2: Nah. You can't really see it. I think I'll just stay here.

by HalletP February 20, 2010

creamed my pants

Spermination in the pants, when seeing something glorious!

"....Is that Jessican Alba over there?"

"o wow! it is... i think i just creamed my pants..."

by Garbo Boyz April 12, 2006

Creamed My Pants

To have an spontaneous orgasm upon viewing something of exceptional awesomeness.

When I met Daft Punk, I creamed my pants.

by Southern Girl & Kansas Man December 30, 2009

Cream your pants

When you see someone so hot, you literally blow a load in your pants. Predominantly used by members of the male persuasion... hopefully.

Can also be changed to Cream my pants.

Guy 1: Did you see that HOT girl?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she was steamin'!
Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?

by Peacesack May 19, 2006

Creamed in pants Weaver

Any woman who gets aroused by a man, (particularly a policeman); A woman who likes a bit of Burchill.

Weaver: I really like your helmet, can I have my cunt stuffed?

Ian: Bloody hell Creamed in pants Weaver

by Cowboy Paul June 24, 2006

creamed my pants

trying to put creamer in your coffee on a bumpy rode and spilling it on your pants instead

i was driving and saw michael washing her car, i totally creamed my pants and had to go clean up at home

by Smallcreep July 14, 2014