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cream pants 

a sexy man with tons of cream in his pants (wink wink)
Have you met cream pants yet? he’s so hot
cream pants by chronikz January 25, 2022

Ice Cream Pants Job

To ejaculate into one's own pants so that the inside is creamy, but the outside is primarily clean except for what looks like some moisture. This can result from masturbating (without taking one's pants off), dry humping, or grinding, and usually results because of a case of premature ejaculation or simple carelessness.
(It's a spin-off of the term Ice Cream Paint Job)
Dude 1: God, I love grinding with Melissa.
Dude 2: I know. I got an ice cream pants job when I was grinding with her.
Dude 1: Dude! That's gross! You should go home and clean up!
Dude 2: Nah. You can't really see it. I think I'll just stay here.
Ice Cream Pants Job by HalletP February 20, 2010

Cream your pants 

When you see someone so hot, you literally blow a load in your pants. Predominantly used by members of the male persuasion... hopefully.

Can also be changed to Cream my pants.
Guy 1: Did you see that HOT girl?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she was steamin'!
Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?

cream yo pants

To unintentionally defecate in one's pants
You's gonna be so scared when you find out I'm right, you's gonna cream yo pants and hafta change um. Shizzle. TTFN.
cream yo pants by WNPII December 12, 2004

cream-my-pantsarific 

1. Something that is so terrific that it brings you to an instant orgasm or feeling of orgasmic pleasantness.
2. An object of lust that does, in fact, make you cream your pants when the subject is brought up/seen.
3. A brilliant mixture of the words "cream" "my" "pants" "Absolutely and "terrific" (making "cream-my-pantsarific") to describe something so desirable that you are brought to orgasm.
Johnny Depp is cream-my-pantsarific!