by shelto August 23, 2021
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by Prudence Prue January 19, 2008
Get the cream on your face mug.A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.
by Biggunplenty December 19, 2011
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by ChaBoiX July 4, 2017
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He is talking about his car.. but what people fail to realize is that he is really talking about his girl's vagina.. vajayjay.. girl's private part.. yes..
He is talking about his car.. but what people fail to realize is that he is really talking about his girl's vagina.. vajayjay.. girl's private part.. yes..
by jdub09 July 11, 2009
Get the Cream on the Inside Clean on the Outside mug.a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.
bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel
by a.v.s.p. January 6, 2009
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Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"
Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"
by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017
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