Definitions by Jedidoc87

smeagols cove 

A freshly farted in vagina. When one person locks their asshole onto the vaginal opening and let's one rip.

Bro 1: hey dude how was your date?
Bro 2: it was awesome. She's a lil freaky, let me do a smeagols cove on her!!!

smeagols cove by Jedidoc87 January 25, 2025

cream on top 

When you cum on top of a person's head.

Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"

Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"

Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"

cream on top by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017