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crazy bus 

a death machine driven by a straightxedge kiddo. do not enter. stay away and off the sidewalks and/or near telephone poles.
"How are you getting home Jimmy?" "I'm taking the crazy bus!" "Is that a smart choice Jimmy?"
crazy bus by bdoh November 4, 2006

crazy bus 

Another term used to describe the bus transporting the "special" kids to school. Also see short bus
"Holy shit, I saw 8 crazy buses on my way to school this morning, I think that's some kind of bad omen."
crazy bus by shwig August 30, 2005

crazy bus 

an exclamation used when something is crazy, but not quite to the point of laughter
::someone tells a boring story that is supposed to be exciting:: Crazy Bus!
crazy bus by Alifonte October 19, 2003

CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome) 

Crazy Bus Syndrome is a disease of the mind that causes people to act absolutely crazy when crowded on a bus. It usually occurs with younger people and is more powerful in groups.
Boy 1: I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!!!!
Boy 2: Relax, it's just the CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome) talking!

Boy 1: Why did you punch me in the face on the ride to New York?
Boy 2: Sorry, I was suffering from CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome).

Wild and crazy bus sex 

Oral sex enjoyed by middle schoolers on class trip. See also bus job
If you have wild and crazy bus sex when you're in middle school, it could lead to this awkward conversation:

Britney: I hate you!
Mike: You didn't always hate me...
Britney: Shut up. That was wild and crazy bus sex. It didn't mean anything.
Wild and crazy bus sex by snlgirl August 27, 2005

Wild and crazy bus sex 

Wow, Kiki and Aaron had wild and crazy bus sex, and now they're going to have band babies!
Wild and crazy bus sex by Ndeya December 11, 2004