Someone who goes totally crazy with joy when they see a
dog. Any
dog. Anywhere. Anytime.
This type of person points and smiles with delight when driving past a
dog, and shouts "Aaaaaah, look how cute he is with his little tail and funny looking eyes!!". Often endangering themselves and other road users.
A crazy dog person also grins from ear to ear when their
dog does a solid poop, cocks their leg or squats on every bush they see, and when they
chase the neighbours cat from the yard while barking like a maniac.
A crazy dog person will relentlessly shower their dog in hugs (even though this can be annoying for their
dog) and endless belly rubs. They also never hesitate to wipe their dogs poop-caked butt.
Crazy dog people can't walk past a dog park without running into the park and patting every dog they see. Even
ugly A/
F dogs.
Jane: "Uh meh gawd. I love that
dog. His jacket is dapper. I'd hug that dog all day long!!"
Jack: "Jane, you're such a crazy dog person. You're nuts babe!"
Jane: "Totes! I fucking love
dogs!"
