craypor 

A dutch rendition of the word crapper, often used in conjunction with the word "byutt", which is the same lingual transposition as "craypor", but for the word "butt".

That teacher who failed me is such a craypor.

craypor by Sir Lance January 10, 2008

craporama 

a flea market or garage sale

Did you buy anything at the neighbor's craporama?

craporama by I am Achmed January 13, 2009

crapportunity 

n. 1. A lackluster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. A poor set of options. 3. An action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. Unfortunate circumstances of any kind; bad luck. Results from a contraction of the words "crappy" and "opportunity".

Thanks for the crapportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job I hate, where nobody likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. FML.

crapportunity by Bayofcrabs July 25, 2009

Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.

JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.

Window of Craportunity by Paulley D. July 9, 2012

crayford

Someone who lies constantly for no apparent reason. A person who tells stories that are obviously complete fabrications and are not even funny. Sometimes confused with Gayford, but correct spelling and pronunciation is Crayford.

Dude your stories aren't even funny or true, stop being such a Crayford.

crayford by Mullet Man November 5, 2006

Craypot 

The slow-burn wooing, with the ultimate aim of scoring, a person of the fairer sex.

Metaphor used because this wooing approach, like capturing crayfish, is a long-term game. Also one may deploy multiple craypots.

The craypot fishing approach is popular amongst gents because it is relatively low effort and high return. Like the real crayfishing it only involves the periodic checking of / tending to pot and top-up with the odd bit of "mullet"

“I dropped a cheeky craypot with that bird I met on the plane the other week”

“It’s time you put a bit of mullet in that crapot and emailed her again”

“Don’t you go sniffing around my craypots in your dodgy tinnie or I'll have MAF onto you”

Craypot by Max Kaprun January 7, 2013

craporabilia 

All the cool stuff you've been collecting cuz "someday it's gonna be worth a fortune on eBay" or "I can't wait to show this to my kids."

Items can range from ticket stubs, to eight track tapes, to shoeboxes of old letters, to your original Chucks Taylors.

Also known as the reason for garages, attics, and basements.

Related to packrattiude.

Known cures include fire, flood and death and the need to decorate several hundred Cracker Barrels and Hard Rock Cafes.

Spouse: Wtf! Are we moving these boxes of craporabilia AGAIN? This shit weighs a ton and you never use it.

Spouse: My LIFE is in those boxes. I want our daughter to have my patched pants. And those World's Fair mugs are worth a FORTUNE!

craporabilia by EmmaSez January 23, 2009