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crapportunity
n. 1. A lackluster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. A poor set of options. 3. An action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. Unfortunate circumstances of any kind; bad luck. Results from a contraction of the words "crappy" and "opportunity".
Thanks for the crapportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job I hate, where nobody likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. FML.
crapportunity by Bayofcrabs July 25, 2009
Window of Craportunity
The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.
JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.
Window of Craportunity by Paulley D. July 9, 2012
crayford
Someone who lies constantly for no apparent reason. A person who tells stories that are obviously complete fabrications and are not even funny. Sometimes confused with Gayford, but correct spelling and pronunciation is Crayford.
crayford by Mullet Man November 5, 2006
Craypot
The slow-burn wooing, with the ultimate aim of scoring, a person of the fairer sex.
Metaphor used because this wooing approach, like capturing crayfish, is a long-term game. Also one may deploy multiple craypots.
The craypot fishing approach is popular amongst gents because it is relatively low effort and high return. Like the real crayfishing it only involves the periodic checking of / tending to pot and top-up with the odd bit of "mullet"
Metaphor used because this wooing approach, like capturing crayfish, is a long-term game. Also one may deploy multiple craypots.
The craypot fishing approach is popular amongst gents because it is relatively low effort and high return. Like the real crayfishing it only involves the periodic checking of / tending to pot and top-up with the odd bit of "mullet"
“I dropped a cheeky craypot with that bird I met on the plane the other week”
“It’s time you put a bit of mullet in that crapot and emailed her again”
“Don’t you go sniffing around my craypots in your dodgy tinnie or I'll have MAF onto you”
“It’s time you put a bit of mullet in that crapot and emailed her again”
“Don’t you go sniffing around my craypots in your dodgy tinnie or I'll have MAF onto you”
Craypot by Max Kaprun January 7, 2013
craporabilia
All the cool stuff you've been collecting cuz "someday it's gonna be worth a fortune on eBay" or "I can't wait to show this to my kids."
Items can range from ticket stubs, to eight track tapes, to shoeboxes of old letters, to your original Chucks Taylors.
Also known as the reason for garages, attics, and basements.
Related to packrattiude.
Known cures include fire, flood and death and the need to decorate several hundred Cracker Barrels and Hard Rock Cafes.
Items can range from ticket stubs, to eight track tapes, to shoeboxes of old letters, to your original Chucks Taylors.
Also known as the reason for garages, attics, and basements.
Related to packrattiude.
Known cures include fire, flood and death and the need to decorate several hundred Cracker Barrels and Hard Rock Cafes.
Spouse: Wtf! Are we moving these boxes of craporabilia AGAIN? This shit weighs a ton and you never use it.
Spouse: My LIFE is in those boxes. I want our daughter to have my patched pants. And those World's Fair mugs are worth a FORTUNE!
Spouse: My LIFE is in those boxes. I want our daughter to have my patched pants. And those World's Fair mugs are worth a FORTUNE!
craporabilia by EmmaSez January 23, 2009
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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