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The slow-burn wooing, with the ultimate aim of scoring, a person of the fairer sex.

Metaphor used because this wooing approach, like capturing crayfish, is a long-term game. Also one may deploy multiple craypots.

The craypot fishing approach is popular amongst gents because it is relatively low effort and high return. Like the real crayfishing it only involves the periodic checking of / tending to pot and top-up with the odd bit of "mullet"
“I dropped a cheeky craypot with that bird I met on the plane the other week”

“It’s time you put a bit of mullet in that crapot and emailed her again”

“Don’t you go sniffing around my craypots in your dodgy tinnie or I'll have MAF onto you”
Craypot by Max Kaprun January 7, 2013
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crapotle 

pronounced "crap-poat-lay". the insanely massive dump you take a few hours or the next day after dining with chipotle, the mexican fast food chain.
why is she taking so long in the bathroom? what is she doing in there?" "yo she must be taking a crapotle man.
crapotle by chaoslord24 August 21, 2010

Russian Crabpot 

Step 1. You and somebody with crabs must empty out a tall freezer.
Step 2. Get in empty freezer. (You have to be in a freezer so it will be cold like Russia.)
Step 3. Have her do a handstand.
Step 4. Lift her up so where you are doing 69
Step 5. Dig in.
Congratulations you have now had a successful Russian Crabpot. Now I would recomend shaving.
Guy 1). Dude im so cold and my face itches.
Guy 2). Whoa what happened?
Guy 1). The Russian Crabpot happened.
Russian Crabpot by Jpatches December 13, 2010

CryPotato 

A small little potato prone to a incureable crying disease hence the name CryPotato, CryPotato is also a gamer of many sorts
GODDAMNIT! i just got killed by that darn CryPotato again!
CryPotato by El Potato God January 24, 2017
A combination of the words crazy and psychotic to make crayotic
Check out this crazy psychotic cunt # crayotic
Crayotic by Rigmafluffle March 11, 2020

Goodie claypot spinwheel 

The act of inserting a smoke detector ( preferably battery over a hardwired) into vaginal canal of Barbra Walters. The pitcher MUST proform the procedure with a vigorous stroke and inflict great vengeance and fury upon the likes she has never experience.
Went to see the taping of the show twenty-twenty and all my fantasies came true! I got to goodie claypot spinwheel the night away!!

craypotted 

when a friend suggests that you put money into a certain business on the basis that it will list on a stock exchange soon. for whatever reason, the business is unable to list. although you retain shares in the business, you are unable to sell them to anyone. you are now craypotted
for fuck's sake mate you've stitched me up on that "hot tip".. now i'm craypotted
craypotted by hendope December 13, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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