crassic rock

Rock music of any subcategory that is either offensive to listen to or is simply terrible

Nickleback is the most garbage crassic rock to ever play on the radio.

crassic rock by Jonidcrushfire August 1, 2018

Millenial Classic Rock 

A sub-genre of alternative and punk rock music typically ranging from the mid-to-early 90's to the mid-to-early 00's. This actual tasteful music is generally nostalgic to the Millenial generation as would a Baby Boomer or a Generation X person is to real Classic Rock. Music that typically belongs to this genre would be songs by Green Day, Blink-182, Linkin Park, Seether, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamin, and Three Days Grace.

At a party...
Man 1: Someone put some good music on!
Man 2: I'll put my iPhone on and play some MCR.
Man 1: MCR?
Man 2: Millenial Classic Rock. plays a song by Smash Mouth.
Woman: Hey! What's this crap? I haven't heard this song since I was in like, 2nd grade when I was a loser. It's not pump-me-up music ya know? Put some Kanye West on or Nicki Minaj.
Man 2: I hate this generation's music.

Millenial Classic Rock by block bros. April 5, 2017

classic rock 

only type of music that is the dialogue and the stage direction of an entire generation

Classic rock is what makes bad bands of today look really bad

classic rock by klass-ic rok October 28, 2003

Classic Rock Fandom 

The fanbase of people that listen mainly to classic rock music. The classic rock fandom is very active on blogging websites like Tumblr, although a lot of people are not aware of it's existence. The classic rock fandom rotates around bands and musical artists ranging from the late 50's to the early 90's. Like every fandom, the classic rock fandom is full of some of the coolest people ever and the most annoying people ever.

Classic rock bands/artists celebrated in the classic rock fandom:

- Led Zeppelin
- Pink Floyd
- The Beatles
- The Who
- The Rolling Stones
- David Bowie
- Jimi Hendrix
- Sex Pistols
- Joy Division
- Buddy Holly
- Aerosmith
- Fleetwood Mac
- AC/DC
- Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
- Queen
- Bob Dylan
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Deep Purple
- Black Sabbath
- Blue Oyster Cult
- The Doors
- Eric Clapton
- Cream
- Nirvana
- Alice In Chains
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- U2
- Iron Maiden
- Pearl Jam
- The Cure
- Blondie

*Those are a lot of the most popularly mentioned bands in the classic rock fandom, even though there are a lot more. I hope I didn't leave out your favorite band*

Person 1: What's the classic rock fandom?

Person 2: Only the coolest fandom ever!!!

Classic Rock Fandom by SpaceCadetGlow92 December 31, 2013

Classic Rock Elitism 

Noun: A disease which causes ordinary people to become asshats who only listen to classic rock and claim it is the only good music ever made. A common factor of this disease is the individual being very unknowing about music and just listening to AC/DC and Queen. Commonly found in 12 year old boys on Youtube comment chains and in middle aged men. Can only be cured through maturity and respect for the opinions of others.

12 year old victim with Classic Rock Elitism "ZOMG modern music sux i love Ac/dC so much, and Im only 12."
Middle Aged victim (usually delusional and wrong)with Classic Rock Elitism: "I used to listen to classic rock artists like Nirvana and The Beastie Boys. Stupid kids and your Lady Gaga."

Classic Rock Elitism by Nicoma May 27, 2013

classic rock 

Classic rock is a style of music that arose in the late 50's/early 60's out of the then-popular blues genre. It was mainly derived from British teenagers who attempted to emulate the blues movement in the U.S. but created a whole new style all their own. Classic rock is known for its warm, overdriven guitar sounds, unique drumming patterns, melodic vocals, and simple yet innovative chord progressions. 90% of classic rock is based off the I-IV-V chord progression, and yet it all sounds different-quite an accomplishment if you ask me. Some of the best music in the world falls in the classic rock genre. In the 70's, classic rock began to progress and sound more modernized, with bands such as Journey, later Pink Floyd, and Boston spearheading the movement. Classic rock is not to be confused with southern rock.

Some well-known classic rock bands are Led Zeppelin, Cream, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, Dire Straits, Queen, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, ZZ Top, Journey, Boston, Foreigner, etc...

classic rock by Ian Davis January 11, 2006

classic rock 

Simply the best music genre ever

Wow, classic rock...rocks

classic rock by cereal April 12, 2005