Star of many video games, Crash Bandicoot was one of the victims of the power-mad Dr Neo Cortex, who tried to cause rapid evolution in animals in order to turn them into his army of heavies. Crash, together with his sister Coco Bandicoot and their friend Crunch Bandicoot, are now dedicated to putting a spoke in every wheel of evil plotting Cortex dreams up. The best games in Crash's history, in my view, are 'Cortex Strikes Back' and 'Twinsanity'. In the latter, Crash was forced to team up with Cortex in order to foil the plans of two power-mad birds (who were former pets of Cortex).
Cortex: I'll destroy you and take over this world.
Legend Playstation character that made his debut in 1996 in the first of the Crash Bandicoot games. In late 1997 Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back was released and to me it is still by far of the best of the Crash Games. Crash 3, CTR (Crash Team Racing), and a few other later crash games came out on the original Playstation. More recently there has been 2 Crash games on the Playstation 2 but many argue these do not compare to the older games.
An unstoppable orange marsupial that starred in a few games back for the PS1. Recently the victim of OneyPlays and his 3d animation of Crash back when he was 13. This created a meme known as W O A H.
"What were those aggravating yet pleasing games on the ps1 with the orange dude?"
"Crash Bandicoot N I B B A W O A H
Crash Bandicoot is an insult that makes its meaning in the beloved Platforming game by the same name. Deriving from the main score based goal in Crash Bandicoot’s games;
“To smash every box he can find.”
A double meaning for;
“Fuck every pussy he comes across”
The insult targets that hyper sexual mate of yours who never turns down sex/gets around a-lot. Typically the intended target should be attracted towards women.
Dave: “yooo that party was lit!! I think i got with stacy, bella and that red head all in the same night! Am i a stud or am I a stud!?”
Steve: “Yeah alright, Crash Bandicoot”
Dave: “Wha-? Why did you call me that??”
Steve: “Cause you smash any dirty box you come across you fucking skirt chaser!”
Woah Crash Bandicoot is a forced meme on youtube, consisting of a 3D Crash Bandicoot saying "woah" three times in a sad voice, and then exclaiming "woah!" in an excited voice. He then becomes distorted, goes to the camera, and makes a random sound.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.