craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

craptain morgan by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016

Captain Morgan That Shit 

When you do the Captain Morgan Stance at random times and in random places usually for pictures.

Kristin: Hey Bailey look an old wooden boat here by the Dredge in Sumpter, ID.
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!

Captain Morgan That Shit by It's Bailey Bitch!!! January 19, 2009

Captain Morgan 

When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.

Wow Danny sure was out of control at drinks the other night. He Captain Morgan'ed us big time!

Captain Morgan by Booyakasha! April 15, 2011

captain morgan pose

A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.

He placed his left knee on a rum barrel to copy the Captain Morgan pose.

captain morgan pose by FoxxxyD August 29, 2016

Captain Morgan Stance

1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.

2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.

1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?

2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.

Captain Morgan Stance by Colonel Dougherty September 1, 2009

Captain Morgan Crunch 

Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan(as milk)
i.e. "The best way to start your morgen"

Captain Morgan Crunch: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone vomited.

Captain Morgan Crunch by dstrbdchld1328 March 31, 2009

Captain Morgan 

Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.

'Got a little Captain in you?'

Captain Morgan by Claire November 15, 2004