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crapmaster 

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006

craptapper 

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.
Elton John is a piano playin craptapper
craptapper by cornfritter July 22, 2012

craprappier

a mix of crap and crappier

- by ellu and vanu
damn dude, i had a craprappier day today like seriously

crapmaster 

1. anyone who can find the worst part of any experience. even when everything is perfect they can ruin it.

2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.

3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel shitty about yourself.

4. someone you don't like but can't think of one thing that stands out.
fish is such a crapmaster. i feel like shit after a date with him.
crapmaster by Olivia/livvy November 2, 2006

crapmaster 

anybody named francis
Where is crapmaster?
crapmaster by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Dusty Crapphapper

The immature name of a depressed Disney character/plane in the movie *Planes*
Druggo on the street: ‘hey crapphapper, I got you that weed you asked for’

Crapphapper: ‘thanks’ *proceeds to light cigar*

Druggo: ‘anytime mayn’

*Dusty Crapphapper died of overdose one month later*

Rip Dusty